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Can I f*** you today?

It’s only 2nd month of the year and we’re almost there to come out with the quote of the year.

The coffee boy, who alleged to be so angry and scared when being requested to be f***ed, was heard telling the High Court that he refused to be f***ed, but being ordered to be f***ed, hence he has to clean himself up in order to be allowed himself to be f***ed.

Amazing, isn’t it?

Well, that’s only the start of the trial, I’m sure there are more to come out from the f***ed dude.

Poor thing.

A very doggy “dog” allegation

The infamous PR MPs, who are embroiled in hot water over their outburst against the PR policy and its leaders, are now simply emboldened by the the PKR de-facto leader Anwar Ibrahim currently on-going trial to hold the party for ransom.

Kulim-Bandar Baharu MP Zulkifli Noordin is not new on the scene, having been coming up with controversial remarks over various matters, such as the recent “Allah” incident and his open criticism despite the gag order from the party.

Former Penang PKR chief Zahrin Mohd Hashim calling Penang CM Lim Guan Eng as a “dictator” and a “chauvinist.”

Now, Nibong Tebal MP Tan Tee Beng today called for Guan Eng to be sacked and replaced by the Pakatan Rakyat (PR) leadership.

“Lim Guan Eng should be replaced by PR. If not, sooner or later, he will be replaced by the people. [...] If not for Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, there would have been no March 8 tsunami. Don’t treat us like a dog in Penang,” Tan told The Malaysian Insider.

Tee Beng, who alleged to be treated like a dog by the Guan Eng’s administration, might have forgotten that if not because of March 8 tsunami, he doesn’t even have the opportunity to become the MP and hence, definitely zero opportunity for him to be treated like a dog, as how he chose to describe himself as one.

These shameless MPs, despite numerous denial they’re going to quit PKR soon, I honestly and humbly pleading them to dump PKR immediately before Chinese New Year (i.e. spring cleaning season) and if they have the balls and so confident, let’s defect to BN and stands against PR candidate in the next GE, otherwise, just keep your mouth shut in the public and vent your frustration and grouses within the framework of PR.

Don’t cry like a baby, no one would pity you, just quit!

Do a Nike, just do it, you bloody MPs, the so-called “people elected representatives”, shame on you!

Enough of racism!

Over the past few days, besides the furor and angst among the public of the Sodomy II, it seems absurd that the Prime Minister’s Najib Tun Razak’s special officer Nasir Safar can’t resist the temptation to put himself into the limelight and being seen as the champion of Ketuanan Melayu.

During a seminar titled ‘Rapat 1Malaysia’ in Malacca, he made a mockery out of his boss ‘1Malaysia’ policy and was reported called the Indians and Chinese in Malaysia “pendatang” (‘immigrants’) and allegedly said that Chinese women come to Malaysia to “sell their bodies”.

To those who do not know who is Nasir Safar besides his position as the special officer and close association to the PM, he is an Umno stalwart, having served as a Johor state assemblyman and division chief in the 1980s, and currently the deputy chief for the Tanjung Piai Umno Division.

Initially he was in defiance mood, but later apologized and resigned after some intervention from the high level, however, the damage done is irreversible and once again, the Chinese and Indian communities are being hurt.

Like what political analyst Azmi Sharom said, “If you can’t even convince the people closest to you, including your special officer, of your policies, then how do you expect to convince the rest of us?”

For now, many police reports have been lodged against him, we shall see if any action would be taken against him, although the federal CID director Mohd Bakri Zinin said the police are investigating Nasir under the Sedition Act over the alleged racist remarks.

Pig head incident, arson attacks on churches and surau, and now, racist remark from no other than Najib’s special officer?

So much of 1Malaysia.

Thank you PM, I’m now completely convinced by the Satu Malaysia. Rakyat Didahulukan. Pencapaian Diutamakan.

Keep up the good work.

A message to old Umno from RPK

The Malaysia Today’s Raja Petra Kamarudin, who is currently living in exile far away in Europe, his house in Sungai Buloh was broken in last night.

However, nothing was stolen and things remain intact, however, knives and scissors where placed all over the place, in which according to him, it’s a message from the Government which he himself doesn’t understand.

Immediately, leaving no time wasted, he jumped in with another entry throwing support behind the Penang CM Lim Guan Eng, who is also the DAP secretary-general, where Lim was accused as a “dictator” and “communist-minded” by the Bayan Baru MP Zahrain Mohamed Hashim.

He praised Lim as someone who has a mind of his own, understand the old Umno culture and knowing what needs to be done by not allowing himself to be become a puppet Chief Minister like the Gerakan Chief Minister in the days when Umno was running Penang with Gerakan as its front.

So we lose some ex-Umno people in PKR who decide to go back to Umno because they are no longer warlords like they used to be. Well, so be it. Better they go now even if we see a Perak situation in the other states as well. Spring-cleaning in PKR (and DAP and PAS as well) is long overdue anyway.

I have just about had it with all these ex-Umno people like Hassan Ali, Zulkifli Noordin, Zahrain Mohd Hashim, and many more who have been nothing but a source of problems for PKR and Pakatan Rakyat. If I were to list down the names of people like Ruslan Kassim, Ezam Mohd Nor, Lokman Adam, Rozaid Abdul Rahman, Hanafiah Man, and all those many others who came from Umno into PKR, and then left PKR to rejoin Umno after causing so much problems, this article would probably run into 20 or 30 pages.

It is time we bite the bullet and purge the party, even if we have to use ‘undemocratic’ methods, or else this nonsense will never end. Maybe Lim Guan Eng can teach us some of his ‘undemocratic’ tactics that we can use in PKR to clean up the party.

True enough, as what this blogger suggested yesterday, spring cleaning is the word. If elected representatives like Zulkifli Nordin, Zahrin or Hassan Ali are so disgruntled with the PR coalition, it’s time for them to defect to where they came from if they so wish and defy the people, as in the end of the day, they’re more of liability than asset to the PR.

Let’s make no mistake about it, it’s imperative for the PR to put up a cohesive front, leaving undisputed choice for the people to choose from in the next GE.

Listen, PR supporters …

Chinese New Year, one of the major festival celebrated in Malaysia is around the corner.

Prior to the celebration, Chinese communities will perform the spring cleaning at their households, which is an exercise believe to “eliminate” the bad and “usher” the good, the “Ong” for a prosperous year ahead.

The timing can’t be better.

If there is any household which is in dire need to have one spring cleaning, that would be the Pakatan Rakyat (PR) coalition, which appears to be cracking, where family members are fighting against each other.

The notorious Kulim MP Zulkifli Nordin, PAS’s Hassan Ali and now the latest, Bayan Baru MP Zahrin Mohd Hashim, who is also the former Penang PKR chairman, appears to be publicly speaking against their own coalition partners instead of airing their frustration and grouses within the framework of PR.

Due to these outburst and difference in personal stance against the coalition framework and policies, public confidence towards the possibility of having PR to capture Putrajaya in the next GE continues to wane. While PR leaders are quick to rebuff the cracking allegation and blame the mainstream media for portraying a very negative picture about the PR coalition as a whole, however, the fact is, all is really not well.

What’s really worrying here is, more and more problems within the PKR itself, which appears to be the weakest partner among the three, and it’s not comforting to know even the charismatic de-facto leader Anwar Ibrahim, the only man capable enough to tie a bond between the parties with diverse ideologies, continues to lose control of his own party members and being seen as over-tolerant and not thumping his fist hard enough towards some extremists within the members, in which the continuance of inaction, as a matter of perception, will put a severe test for the PR front in the next GE.

I believe the only way out to end the indiscipline and public outburst by these elected representatives, as unfortunate as it might sound when we’re talking about the fellow Yang Berkhidmat who are supposed to be a bunch of diligent professional serving the people who voted them in, punitive action has to be taken by each coalition party, after thorough consultation within the PR council.

Not only that, it has to be done fast enough before PR is to become a sitting duck if the people think that enough is enough and decide to opt for the lesser evil between the duo, which is BN and by then, that means, we’ve squandered the best opportunity for us to open a new chapter and rectify what’s wrong for this country ever since we gained independence in 1957.

By the way, if the PR doesn’t listen to us and those three mentioned above continue to be the candidates in the next GE, by all means, please screw them off from the scene via your precious ballot paper.

I love Malaysia!

For those who are wondering why this space is left without update for quite some times, just to inform you that I’m currently away in Europe for a few weeks.

I was totally disconnected to the internet and also, internet accessibility is so expensive here and even wifi access is tied to the network operators, that explains why I’m totally disconnected for the past few weeks.

To those who called to check out on me as I’m nowhere to be seen on all the messengers, I’m fine, no worry, but this trip is a bit tired though, fighting against the weather, sometimes below 0 Celcius.

My only entertainment is to watch the CNN update and it’s very disheartening to watch the Haiti earthquake update, in which as of now, the total casualty goes up to about 120,000, a record indeed. Do chip in any capacity you can, and I’m sure most of the companies that you’re working in do organise donation drive too, so, please help.

On another note, though I’ve been traveling for quite a bit since I came out to work, this is the first time I miss Malaysia so much. Here, it’s either pizza or crossant and the service attitude sucks like hell, I bet if European continues to behave poorly, Asia is set to take over the reign soon, no wonder Asia brands like Mandarin Oriental, The Penisular or even Shangri-La chain which are famous of impeccable service level are expanding operation in Europe to compete against the local brand.

If there is anyone that can be more anak Malaysia than me, I would be the one. I miss the food, I miss the weather, I miss the people, I miss everything about Malaysia, everything!

Argh, I hate Europe.

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I love you Malaysia, I’m going home to see you soon!

Church attack: You sure you got it under control?

Just like any other Malaysians out there, while I’m feeling appalled at the outrageous arson attacks on churches, I’m glad most of the Malaysians are staying calm, compose and relaxed while more churches continue to become the victim.

I’m glad that the public in general, especially the Christian communities in Malaysia chose not to retaliate, which is obviously the right thing to do during this sensitive period, besides condemning the barbaric act and I’m feeling heartened to read from the news yesterday that leaders of the Metro Tabernacle Church said they do not harbour any ill-feeling against the culprits who set fire to their church and are thankful that the Government has strongly condemn the arson attack.

Having said all that, if we’re to look at the cause of these unfortunate incidents very closely, I do think that the Government and the police force should have exercised very stern warning in first place, prior to the protest scheduled last Friday by various NGO from the Muslim communities.

By applying double standard toward the nature of protest allowed in this country, it’s a true paradox of the 1Malaysia our Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak has been singing about since he became the Prime Minister last year.

I believe it’s very likely due to the indirect acknowledgment and ambivalent stance from the top, some of the culprits feel embolden to come out strong against this “Allah” row, taking things into their own hands and started to attack churches.

While Home Minister Hishammuddin Hussein and IGP Musa Hassan declared war against the culprits and vow to protect the churches, unfortunately, even the ISA threat is not good enough to keep more churches away from being attack, as The Sidang Injil Borneo (SIB) church in Negri Sembilan is the latest target of an attempted arson, which left its front wooden doors charred.

1Malaysia?

Before that, let’s talk about protecting the multi-faith Malaysians in first place before we learn how to talk big.

Identity crisis

Nowadays, while many countries around us are moving ahead without any racial or religion burden, unfortunately, we’re stuck in one while the economy condition is still very much uncertain.

The fact is, I’m seriously getting very concern with what’s happening in this country, as every year, we must hear some funny stories about the identity crisis.

Everything about race, is sensitive, hence people refrain from talking about it.

Everything about religion, is also sensitive, hence people try not to talk about it.

Then, whenever these topics are discussed openly, it seems that Malaysians tend to react irrationally and emotionally and suffice to say, it always ended up as part of the dark moment in Malaysia history.

Instead of placing high priority to develop the nation economically, it seems that we’ll continue to be overwhelmed by the unnecessary focus on issues about race and religion, and now, the latest, the “Allah” row.

Until we’re proud enough to call ourselves anak bangsa Malaysia, liberal enough to freely discuss about these topics openly and rationally, I’m afraid the future of this country is doomed.

No, please don’t remind me about the cow-head incident, our AG is too occupied looking into those small fries who stole the jet engines, as well as representing the Home Ministry to stop Catholic weekly magazine The Herald, from using the word ‘Allah’ pending an appeal.

1 January 2010

This year, I chose to celebrate year 2010 at home, to ensure that I’ve sufficient sleep to drive back to my hometown the next morning.

Personally, 2010 is going to be a very challenging and exciting year as I’ve a few interesting plan in the pipeline which I’m very determined to carry out, by hook or by crook.

One of the plan is about giving back to the society, a topic which I’m quite passionate about and I’ll share more about this in my next entry.

On the political front, I hope our PM Najib Tun Razak and his team will try their utmost best to execute his numerous people-friendly programs and not to screw up the ailing economic situation (I know, I know, we’re going around begging for more FDIs, more “new and innovative policies” to generate any possible source of revenue from the rakyat, but at least, please hold the fort on-behalf of the Pakatan Rakyat for now before the next GE and we would really appreciate that.

Having said that, I’d like to urge everyone who hasn’t registered as a voter to register as one as every single vote counts, we can’t emphasize enough the importance for you to get your butt off from the kingmaker seat (or rather armchair pundit seat) to the post-office or anywhere to get yourself registered, please and thank you.

To those bloody fucking racist out there, as we’re now celebrating a new decade, it’s time to consider brainwashing yourself with a new perspective, hence, I’d like to urge you to stop being one bloody racist and being a true Anak Bangsa Malaysia instead. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Malay, Chinese, Indian, Kadazan, Iban, Dusun, Bajau, Murut, Dayak, Bidayuh, etc. etc. etc. etc. with fair skin or pink skin or a mix of colorful skin, we’re all equal and we’re One Anak Bangsa Malaysia, or 1ABM, if you so like to associate every single thing out there to the greatest of the greatest 1Malaysia, really.

To all Malaysians who still have little hope towards this country, hang in there, I believe that the change is underway and we need you to stay focus with us in our mission to create a real better Malaysia, unlike the ideological slogans that were a facade for power and money struggle. :)

To all my brothers and sisters, let us pray, hope and cherish for a better Malaysia!

RM10 billion or RM100 billion?

Following the explosive allegation by the author of “Malaysian Maverick: Mahathir Mohamad in Turbulent Times”, the launching of the book was delayed with some obstacle from the Home Ministry.

The author Barry Wain alleged former premier Tun Mahathir squandered RM100 billion during his administration, severe enough for Home Ministry to intervene.

It said this is to ensure that the book would not affect the prevailing peace and stability in the country, even though Mahathir via his blog, urging the Government not to withhold the book as he is not in need of the Government protection.

He is also bold enough to welcome the suggestion by DAP supremo Lim Kit Siang to setup a royal commission to probe the allegation, showing his determination to prove that he is not guilty as charged and threatened to sue Barry Wain, Lim Kit Siang and Malaysiakini.com for libel.

Hence, I’m totally puzzled by Home Ministry’s decision to take 60 days to study the content, more likely awaiting decision from someone at higher authority to give the green light as you certainly do not read 60 days to “study the content”.

The Government should be wise enough to understand that, even if the final decision is a no go, that wouldn’t stop the content of the book to be published on the internet, and if that’s the case, does that mean any website or blog who decides to publish the book will be sued by the Government in the name of “affecting the prevailing peace and stability in the country”?

Malaysians nowadays are well educated and wise to evaluate and decide if the allegation holds water, after all, in this transparent age, everyone has the right to enjoy the freedom of information, where it’s a universal right which shouldn’t be denied by any country which is deemed to be practicing democracy.