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Mat Cemerlang’s clubs

Saturday, August 26th, 2006 | 3:39 pm @ SK

Before this, there were only illegal street racers or Mat Rempit.

Due to the global evolution, Mat Rempit went through a new revolution, then we’ve Mat Cemerlang.

Now, the latest, Putera Umno will set up clubs for them around the country, in an effort to reach out to the youngsters and change society’s negative perception towards Mat Cemerlang.

Umno Deputy Youth Chief Khairy Jamaluddin said the clubs would give the youngsters a sense of belonging and the movement would use the platform to create awareness on the hazards of negative activities like drug abuse and juvenile delinquency.


(SOURCE: The Star,  26 August 2006)

Look at that "we’re brothers" handshake.

A classic piece of masterwork.


23 Responses to “Mat Cemerlang’s clubs”

  1. Freedom Essays says:

    links from Technorati From Mat Rempit to Mat Cemerlang. As advertised in the paper.

  2. Screenshots says:

    links from Technorati From Mat Rempit to Mat Cemerlang. As advertised in the paper.

  3. frequency says:

    Why there is no Bohsia Cemerlang last time?

  4. anonymousdoesnotforgives says:

    Nah, then we had to legalize prostitution. A big no-no if you want to hang on to your popularity.

  5. what a lulu! says:

    other clubs you could set up

    mat [ali baba] cemerlang
    mat [10%] cemerlang
    mat [mykad diberi percuma kpd pendatang haram semasa pilihanraya] cemerlang
    mat [tutup satu mata] cemerlang
    mat [tak nak] cemerlang
    mat [technically right] cemerlang
    mat [fourth floor] cemerlang

    and to be fair to the gals
    minah [nak jadi datin tak nat jadi #2] cemerlang

    gosh… at this rate, everybody can be cemerlang
    just that some are more cemerlang than others

  6. bayi says:

    Where did KJ learn to put on a wayang like this? Has Maya been coaching him?

  7. lubokmelayu says:

    Mat Cemerlang 1: yo mats, wassup mat!
    \
    Mat Cemerlang 2: weee are OK la mat!

    Mat Cemerlang 3: yo mat-mat, let’s be cemerlang tonight and bilang how many stars there are in the sky!

    Mat Cemerlang 1: yo mat 3, you perli i and my bintang maya ka?

    Mat Cemerlang2: yo mats, you mats are boring la. let’s find some minah cermerlang tonight..

    Mat Cemerlang 3: yo mat-i la kalau macam ni, tiap2 malam lambat pulang sebab nak sangat cemerlang.

    Mat Cemerlang 1: oklah .. mari kita bilang itu bintang sebelum dia hilang ..
     
    .. how dumb can we be? how dumb how dumb how dumb! should have set up club anti-mat rempit.

  8. wyejon says:

    coming soon… Mat Gemilang and Mat Terbilang!

  9. cheewooi says:

    This is bolehland, even those activities used to against the norm of society now can be legalize and get support from government. IMHO, the government is trying to spoil nowadays younger generation. If the Mat Rempit is so good, why don’t they participate in international racing event like MotoGP and beat those world’s best rider like Cappirosi to prove that Malaysian Boleh spirit. I wonder if those Mat Rempit kapcai can beat a 250cc Superbike. If do, I bet the rider would be in heaven or lost some part of their body. Do expect more accident case in the future expecially in so called Mat Rempit illegal race. I feel sad for those needy younger generation who doesn’t get appropriate attention from the government.

  10. bayi says:

    When did the Mat Rempits become so good? They think they are good only. KJ is doing a quick one over them, giving them the "feel good" thingy. I don’t think he cares two hoots for them lah!

  11. minah rempit says:

    Getting cheap support I say!!

  12. hiden iden says:

    Fantastic…..  just fantastic! This country is going down the drain i tell u!

  13. MageP’s Lab » Blog Archive » Biggest assets says:

    […] Before the Mat Cemerlang’s club is up and running, Putera Umno chairman Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim has a strong contigent of 2000 guaranteed Mat Cemerlangs to become part of the founding members. More than 2,000 Mat Rempits (bikers) roared in approval when Putera Umno chairman Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim declared them to be one of the nation’s "biggest assets". […]

  14. MageP’s Lab » Blog Archive » Uselessness says:

    […] From Mat Rempit to Mat Cemerlang to Mat Cemerlang’s Club, the nation’s asset as claimed by Putera Umno chief Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim are in the limelight since the day one. […]

  15. MageP’s Lab » Blog Archive » Mat Cemerlang … (3) says:

    […] Yesterday, two rival groups of Mat Rempit clashed, leaving one dead and three injured at Bukit Damansara. The Internal Security Ministry is pissed with Mat Cemerlang. Deputy Minister Johari Baharum said the is considering introducing a new legal provision which will allow the confiscation of motorcycles of those caught involved in illegal racing. "We have carried out various operations against illegal motorcycle racers, but they are back on the road again after paying their summonses and getting back their motorcycles." How about "Mat Cemerlang’s Club"? If the entire idea of Mat Cemerlang’s is so great, why not Johari Baharum as the a senior rank member in Umno gives Putera Umno Chairman Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim and Umno Deputy Youth Chief Khairy Jamaluddin a leg up, providing them with a list of illegal racing activities and where to approach them, if the duo is sincere in educating Mat Cemerlang? […]

  16. MageP’s Lab » Blog Archive » Mat Cemerlang: Do-or-Die says:

    […] On August, Putera Umno started the nationwide recruitment on Mat Rempit a.k.a Mat Cemerlang to join Mat Cemerlang’s Club. The objective: To reach out to "national assets" and change society’s negative perception towards Mat Cemerlang. […]

  17. bananas of the world UNITE!!!... says:

    links from Technoratiand anyone who tries to stop them, causing the public to label Mat Rempits as “the public enemies”. Many people criticize the viability of the attempt by Khairy Jamaluddin and Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim to rebrand Mat Rempits as “Mat Cemerlang”. proof here, here, here, here and here this is cos they want the future support of the future generation. support the ‘underdogs’ -forgive the non-halal pun- and u got a legion of guranteed support in the future! WHY not MAT REMPIT CEMERLANG?!?!

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  19. pok nik says:

    hoi..meh racing ex5 stndrd 500meter..sp nk add r aku..

  20. faint says:

    WTF to this country!such idiot n jerky activities can get support from government!Is ridiculous!sounds funny…In this bolehland anything could happen!Totally madness n sad to read this!

  21. MageP’s Lab » Blog Archive » The Son-in-Law: I love him (Tun M), but he hates me … says:

    […] them are expedition of 12 Mat Rempit a.k.a Mat Cemerlang to the North Pole, demonstration against the US Secretary of State Condoleezza […]

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